Its time I get my black ass out of here. Jay: That was them wasn't it? Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Of course. Silent Bob's Mother: It was just a diversion so we could steal these. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Justice: [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Another white boy in this movie? Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Yeah, I'll bet you do. COMMANDER! Poor Dante. Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Passerby: Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Randal Graves: The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Angel Jay: There are no inadequacies. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. What you don't believe me? Man, who the fuck steals monkeys? Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? The fuck you talkin' about? James Van Der Beek: Jay: Holden: Fanedit Running Time: 128. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! [after asked to get a new clean latte] [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. For likeness rights? Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. OOH you little fuck. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Oh yeah, nice parenting. Where we taking it from, Gus? Oh my God. Chaka's Production Assistant: Hitchhiker: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Well, maybe he just has manners. You gotta go from the heart, yo. Fuck you, you already said half. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. I mean, ya gotta grow man. Whillenholly: You can't take it back. And you know what they do to you in jail. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. But it was better than "Mallrats". [about "Dawson's Creek"] Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Banky: He's crying out, "When Lord? "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Jay: [explaining why he gives head for rides] I came up with it before PBS. This isn't fair! Hey, little man! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Mua-ha-ha-ha! Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. [screams] Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. They gotta break into Provasik now. Cock-Knocker: Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. The C.L.I.T. WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER! 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The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. We sincerely apologize to all Platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the Platypi. Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? Jay: Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. Jay: It's either this or jail. Randal Graves: You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. Jay: Shaggy: There's nothing you can do about it. Damn, these white boys can't fight. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you trying to say? [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Hey. Sissy: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Will you fuck me when you get out? He said he'd fuck a sheep! Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Matt Damon: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. Chaka's Production Assistant: Whillenholly: Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video 104 min. Chaka's Production Assistant: You're like a child. So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Plaschke, this is Willenholly. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. Alyssa Jones: Brent: Then I rub my nose with it. Justice: For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Metatron: God? The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. I can't belive this shit. James Van Der Beek: You gotta do the safe picture. Jay: Hey! It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. Watch What Roles Was Ben Affleck Considered For? ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. Whillenholly: Devil Jay 2: Jules Asner: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Hmm, I don't know. Jay: Chaka's Production Assistant: Fred: Come on, Silent Bob. Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Great. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Be smooth. [slaps it out his hands] Jay: Whillenholly: Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Hooper: So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Ben Affleck: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . Jay: That would never work as a movie. Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". Ben Affleck: Holden: Mua-ha-ha-ha! I told you that restraining order was a good idea. [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] When it comes down to business, this is what I do. ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. Gus Van Sant: Jay: I can't believe Judi Dench played me. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Sheriff: Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Okay. It was just a tranquilizer. Yeah, well. Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". Lonely. Chaka: It's a Miramax flick. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. Holy shit. Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Whillenholly: Chaka Luther King: film studio name : Dimension. You're not paralyzed. That's beautiful, man. The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. James Van Der Beek: See? Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". [singing] Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. What the hell? I AM THE C.L.I.T. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Nothing. And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. It's never "Hey! This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. There's a script for this movie? Ben Affleck: Then you can do the art picture. Matt Damon: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Holden: The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" Ben Affleck: , none of you little fucks out there. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Until it happened to me. Shannen Doherty: Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. And you've both got your own monkey. Will you fuck me when you get out? The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Wes? Goals Steal Jewels. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. Un-ban us. Brent: Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Jason Biggs: Jay: Jay's Mother: Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Whillenholly: There's no boogers in it sir. . I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] Steve-Dave Pulasti: James Van Der Beek: Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Banky: Jay: Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. You went to film school didn't you? Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Whillenholly: This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. So your in this for the pussy right? [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. A monkey? Chaka's Production Assistant: You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Hooker #2: . Jay: Jay. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Brodie: Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Chaka: WikiZero zgr Ansiklopedi - Wikipedia Okumann En Kolay Yolu . On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. Passerby: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.