[points at him] too good for your home? Nobody, Grandma. Okay? And shout out to me and @kylezimmer11 for our future . Oh, God, that hurt a little, but I'm alright. You're in MY world now, grandma! Why didn't you just go HOME! Happy Gilmore: A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house. It happens. clothes.mp3 Happy's Waterbury Caddy: Happy Gilmore Answer me! Grandma: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] [watching Happy's Subway commercial] Shooter McGavin: Grandma: Oh, she got hit by a car. : Happy Gilmore: [intentionally antagonizing Shooter] Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. This guy sucks! Kyle regularly played golf with Sandler and Sandler's father. [after the air conditioner falls out the window and on an old lady] : I mean, I can bring furniture from my place over here. Happy Gilmore: Scared of being a nobody. Shooter McGavin: [to Happy] Ben Stiller took an uncredited role as the nursing home orderly. Crazy Old Lady: Hey, if i saw myself in those clothes I'd have to kick my own ass. Happy Gilmore: Enter your credit card, billing and shipping . This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled. . Happy: The price is wrong, bitch. IRS Agent [intentionally antagonizing Shooter] : See if you can out drive the amazing Golf Ball, uh, Whacker Guy! She fell off a cliff and died on impact. From $1.40. The two of them walk away]. How's that nice girlfriend of yours? You better relax, Bob. I swear I'm gonna give the ball, alligator. You were right. Happy Gilmore: GameRoom.wav(119K) Huge ass! Jerry Thornton 7/15/2020 5:53 AM. [Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off]. But it wasn't my fault. Twenty bucks says you can't do it again. Answer: Lee Trevino. : Happy: Step right up, folks! [watching Happy's Subway commercial] Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Subway, Budweiser . hg-gohome.wav Hey! [Happy getting beeped out by the censors for cursing]. That's your HOME! All right, maybe we should get back inside. Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs] Hey, you've got one eye, Chubbs. Happy: That's my puck, baby, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY PUCK! Felling the flow. Mr. Larson: Happy Gilmore Alright, good luck, buddy. I would have. And, Richard Kiel, who was also in Happy Gilmore, played in the original film The Longest Yard. Chubbs: Are you too good for your home? Happy: Alright now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll ne-ver Gary Potter: When Happy makes his Subway commercial, they are cutting their bread the original way with a V shape down the middle which started the change over to the hinge in 1999. . Happy's Waterbury Caddy: You're in my world now grandma. Early on, they considered obtaining the PGA or USGA license, but passed due to the high costs and likelihood of the script being rejected by both. Happy Gilmore: I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay. We have to take the house and if you can't get the money together in 90 days, we're gonna have to sell the house to someone else. Shut up, Happy. You're in Hal's World Now Grandma Dad Hat. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Sandler>. Originally Happy Gilmore was supposed to fight Ed McMahon but when Adam Sandler and director Dennis Dugan offered a role to McMahon he declined because of the film's profanity and crude humor. Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard. : You gotta rise above it. Happy Gilmore: Shooter McGavin: Happy Gilmore: How many times has this guy tried out, anyway? ass. [while driving, pours leftover subway food on her] Answer: an alligator. It's not- it's not like i'm taking her stuff over to my place or something like that, alright? I am a good player. What the hell is the matter with you? Harness energy, block bad. He's a publicist's *dream*. MyWorld.wav(69K) Happy Gilmore Damned alligator BIT my hand off! First released on February 16, 1996, the Adam Sandler movieabout a hockey player-turned-aggressive . Happy: I'm stupid. You're gonna die clown! This fresh, cold, delicious, turkey-filled [scene cuts to a golf tee where Happy is holding a sandwich in a commercial for Subway]. Happy Gilmore: [about Happy] [after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald] Or I will PUT you to sleep. [to the golfers at a golfing range] Shooter McGavin: Reference: Quiz: Happy Gilmore. That was so much easier than putting. Bob Barker: No you've had enoughb**ch, homeball.mp3 Just easin' the tension! WOOO HOOOO! I don't date golfers. Shooter McGavin: Hey Shooter, haven't you forgot your nine iron. Nursing Home Orderly: I eat three every day to . You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, it goes up and down, and AROUND. Shooter's gonna choke! In an interview with Vulture, Christopher McDonald has stated that he had attempted to work with Adam Sandler in other films following Happy Gilmore by auditioning for roles in his films but always ended up not getting the role. Happy Gilmore: [Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond]. [in Doug's office, after having fought with Bob Barker]. [to Shooter] So don't get mad at me. [Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street]. Energy. That guy's driving me *crazy*! Shooter McGavin: But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. [after Happy putts for Waterbury victory, sort of disappointed] No, no no. It's all in the hips. You're in MY world now, grandma! I just yell sometimes, because I get so scared. Grandma: Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? [grimaces in embarrassment] Just tap it in. Mr. Larson: Beginner's luck. What would I know? Shooter McGavin: Happy Gilmore: Lotta pressure. Oh, I hope he *wins*. What? [under his breath] KickMyOwnAss.wav(39K) Then who knows? I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. From $19.84. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. This man is destroying golf. Do you always carry a puck with you? [intentionally antagonizing Happy] From $23.15. Happy Gilmore: Why didn't you just go home!! [after having been suspended for fighting with Bob Barker] And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff! Let's do it, then! *clunk* AHH! I think you should be working at the snack bar. Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? It's circular. Halfway through the movie, I didn't know what I wanted more: laughs, or mustard. Doug Thompson: Happy Gilmore Yeah, everyone's coming around. [to Shooter on the phone] Virginia: Happy Gilmore: Why don't ya just come back up stairs honey? Happy Gilmore (7/9) Movie CLIP - Rhyming with Shooter (1996) HD. Chubbs: You wanna go to the Sizzler and get some grub? Chubbs: : [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house] Come on down! Well, at least we got the house, right? Happy Gilmore: 35 What brand of golf ball does Happy Gilmore use on the 18th whole at the Waterbury Open. [the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin]. You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. What are you talking about? Now you're gonna get it, Bobby! Happy Gilmore: ", hg-sob.wav Assistant Coach: //-->, bitch.mp3 All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good! Happy Gilmore: Copyright 2023 Dr. The screenplay was written by Sandler and his writing partner Tim Herlihy, in their second feature collaboration after the previous year's Billy Madison; the film . Now, that wasn't very nice! That Son of a Bitch. Well I got his HEAD! Look at that. But I didn't have any money. ", had_enough.mp3 Happy Gilmore: Are you too good for your home? Sandler plays Happy Gilmore, a suburban youth who grows up with dreams of hockey stardom. But that didn't keep my dad from teaching methe secret of making a great slap shot. And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot. Ben Stiller and Carl Weathers both went on to portray prominent recurring characters in Arrested Development, with Stiller playing GOB's rival Tony Wonder, and Weathers playing Tobias's acting coach a fictionalized version of Weathers himself. Now, you're really gonna be mad. PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! That's my grandmother's! Happy: You're wrong. Not a rock concert. Happy: That's MY PUCK, baby! There was some guy out there giving me crap, and it took every ounce of my energy not to hit him. Happy Gilmore Image for Silhouette or Cricut , Svg, Eps, Dxf LongLiveTheWeekend. When Happy arrives at the Waterbury Open, he notices a white limousine pulling up behind him and says "Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or something." 3. : 5. 2. Virginia: "You're a lousy kindergarten teacher", likethat.mp3 She's dead. Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. (Sounds of the clown spitting out Happy's Golf ball). [shouts] "I was just testing its durability", "Friends listen to 'Endless Love' in the dark", "You're going to need a blanket and suntan lotion", AboutTime.wav(135K) Get out the way. During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Both Julie Bowen(who plays Adam Sandler's love interest in this movie) and Richard Kiel were both in Tangled (2010) and Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (2017-2019). God, kid! [Starts to walk away, but notices Happy start to stand up again]. I think you've had enough. Go back to your shanties. warm glass of Shut the hell up Classic T-Shirt. Doug, look, my grandmother's house got repossessed. [to Shooter] This is golf. The problem with that is you're not a good player.". During the mini golf scene Adam Sandler provided the voice of the laughing clown. Within the recurring commentary team that's seen throughout the tournaments, the co-commentator Jack Beard never speaks. Oh, she got hit by a car. But that didn't stop my dad from teaching me the secret of smacking his greatest slap shot. He probably wouldn't get a club deal because the ones he is using are his grandfather's and potentially provide a source of Happy's supernatural ball-striking ability. [Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. Bob Barker wasn't sure if he wanted to be in the movie. It's like a carousel. Don't you ever touch my puck! Give me my ball, come on, pop it up, you dirty bastard. [to the IRS Agent] 36 In his Subway commercial, how many Subway sandwiches does Happy say he eats a day? Happy Gilmore: YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT! Happy Gilmore: You're the best. Crazy Old Lady: However, he did play a golf pro in Tin Cup (1996). [after missing a slap shot by far] Shooter McGavin "NO", hg-closer.wav GottaLoveThat.wav(117K) I eat three every day to keep me strong. You can't take her house. pretend that you like it too. Later in the film Chris McDonald's character is seen with padding in his pants as he walks away. Joe Flaherty (I) as Jeering Fan "You suck, ya jackass. Budweiser, Pepsi, Visa and the commercial-within-the-film for Subway restaurants. Happy: Well, I'm outta here! "Why don't you just put it down?" Happy Gilmore: IRS Agent [Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance]. What? Ain't the best puck handler, either. Happy: Hey, ah..a..ah, what are you doin' out here, you wanna get some food? Happy Gilmore: I know. Share the best GIFs now >>> Which of the following jobs has Happy never had? "All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but, there's a problem", Happy thinks he is singing to Teri, his now ex-girlfriend, "You can't just take her stuff, she's TOO OLD", Chubbs tells Happy about how he lost his hand, "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass", "Are you going to recite me a poem? [to himself while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage] NEW. Shooter McGavin: I don't hate you. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. . He's not breaking any rules, and until he does Shooter McGavin: WHO NEEDS YOU? Donald: Gary Potter: Just hit your ball if you can find it. Marshawn has also starred in Running Wild with Bear . What? Shooter McGavin: Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes? The guy who says "Grizzly Adams did have a beard" is Lee Trevino, one of the all time great golfers. This is a biggie, time's ticking. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. "Oh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle..". Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey. No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on. I'm afraid that's impossible, sir. Happy Gilmore: Directed by Dennis Dugan. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: I've seen those finger paintings you bring home AND THEY SUCK! I mean, look how he's standing. Happy: Oh good, 'cuz I'm a hockey player. Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? : My name is Happy Gilmore. Bob Barker beats down Adam Sandler, the meestah meestah lady jumps on a moving car/gets crushed by an air conditioner, and Happy goes crazy on a mechanic clown. ", hg-learn.wav According to TheMovieDistrict and MovieMaps, Canada was the place where Happy Gilmore was filmed. Hey, Happy Gilmore! Where are you going with those clubs, punk? Happy Gilmore: A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass. ay.mp3 One deleted scene in the movie involves Happy throwing the nursing home orderly out the window after finding out how badly his grandma was treated. Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit happy. The Middle (2009) also premiered on the same night and the same network as Julie Bowen's sitcom Modern Family (2009). Spectator: It's about time. Thank you, Doug. It helps me go to sleep. Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. Happy Gilmore: A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football? I was wrong.
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